To channel Dennis Miller....I don't want to get off on a rant here but..... here's the problem... You buy what you can afford right now. .. It turns out not to be your dream gun.. so you end up unhappy about your purchase... Whether it's aesthetic or a functional problem... In reality this is...

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In a small town in Minnesota. Ole and Lena were driving down the road. A cop stopped them and said to Ole, did you know your tail light is out. Ole said no, Lena said I told you two days ago. The cop said he needed to see Ole's driver license and registration. When he looked at it. The cop said...