1911 dreams

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  1. FarmD0G

    FarmD0G Member

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    Mar 7, 2019
    Anybody ever have a weird dream about 1911s? I had a weird one last night.

    I was at a college with a Springfield 1911 in my back pants pocket (oddly I also have an OWB holster on). I'm on the stairs outside and saw a kid on the ground level passed out. So I run down the stairs from the second level, the 1911 falls out of my pocket onto the ground near the kid. Everyone was slightly freaking out and I just left the gun there so I could give CPR to the kid. During CPR a cop approaches and asks for my wallet so I give it to him and he picks up my gun. He pulls out 20 bucks from my wallet and gives it to me then leaves with my wallet and gun.

    A couple notes: The 1911 passed the drop test. And the whole thing was really weird. Just thought I'd share.

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  2. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    Mmmm-Kay!!
    Any therapists on board that can help with this one:o.o:
     

  3. Longbow

    Longbow Well-Known Member

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    Aug 15, 2018
    Yeah...
    He had a conscious fear of his penis falling out of his pants, in public places.
    Probably stems from an incident while in high school or college.
     
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  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Probaby resulting in a ND . . . . . . .
     
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  5. Longbow

    Longbow Well-Known Member

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    Aug 15, 2018
    Hard to say....

    Drop safe can be pure fallacy ;)
     
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  6. Otherside

    Otherside Well-Known Member

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    Jan 26, 2019
    What did he do for twenty bucks?
     
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  7. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    You forgot the space!!
    I fixed it for you.
     
  8. FarmD0G

    FarmD0G Member

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    Mar 7, 2019
    It's like he wanted to get all the identifying stuff from my wallet and was honest so he gave me my money.

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  9. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
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  10. fieldgrade

    fieldgrade resident crank

    Mar 13, 2017
    Hey, twenty bucks, is twenty bucks.
     
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  11. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    A penny for your thoughts..
    Twenty bucks to act them out !!
     
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  12. 41 Charlie

    41 Charlie Get off my lawn...

    Feb 4, 2014
    I just got to ask... was that your first post Mfarmer84, Not knocking it, just curious? What exactly do you farm??? :cigar:
     
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  13. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Just out there a little or a troll. We will see. :cool:
     
  14. Raydog1911

    Raydog1911 Well-Known Member

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    Jan 19, 2019
    I’ll have to say this is a heck of an introduction. As tac45 said welcome to your new home!
     
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  15. FarmD0G

    FarmD0G Member

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    Mar 7, 2019
    I need professional help, I don't think anyone here could help

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  16. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    He has a welcome from Colorado thread.
    Colorado where it's not just the mountains that are high. :p
     
  17. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

    An "honest thief"? Are you sure it wasn't a politician and not a cop?
     
  18. fieldgrade

    fieldgrade resident crank

    Mar 13, 2017
    ...or a lawyer.
     
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  19. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

    To the contrary Padawan, thou hasn't met Zoid yet . . . .
     
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