A Blonde....

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 2, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad Hailstorm..
    Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
    The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun...
    He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.

    So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started blowing into her tailpipe..
    Nothing happened.. So she blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.

    Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?' The first Blonde told her
    how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

    The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello!

    You need to roll up the windows first.'
    isialk, Otherside, jfrey and 17 others like this.

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