A Party

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
    After six months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Vermonter. “Names Enoch, your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you’d like to come.”

    “Great,” says Sam, “after six months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.”

    As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinkin'.”

    “Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.”

    Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. “More’n likely gonna be some fightin’ too.”

    Damn, Sam thinks…tough crowd. “Well, I get along well with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

    Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.”

    “Now that’s not a problem”, says Sam. “Remember, I’ve been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear?

    Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”
     
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  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Wait a minute, ain't you up in Vermont, miles away from civilization Kippy?



    You having a partee . . . . . ?
     
  4. Journeyman1234

    Journeyman1234 Well-Known Member

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    Feb 28, 2017
  5. 1LuvGuns

    1LuvGuns Incurable..... NRA Lifer

    399
    Aug 14, 2012
    LOL

    Always get the details first before you commit....
     
  6. tac45

    tac45 What me worry ? Supporting Addict

    Mar 4, 2012
    Enoch says to Kippy :

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  7. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    Ooops,poor Enoch tripped and hit his head on a brick....;)
     

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