Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by nmbuzz, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    Probably been posted before but at my age who can remember.

    Acetaminophen drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

    Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.

    Aleve is also called Naproxen.

    Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra .

    After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day:

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

    This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!
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  2. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    That there is funny. If you watch TV and see a commercial for any ED drugs you’ll notice the side effects mimic sexual arousal.

  3. DHD

    DHD Well-Known Member

    May 30, 2018
    I spit out some Pepsi when I read this.

    I don't doubt the last 2 paragraphs at all.
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  4. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    viagra treats DD( dead ****)
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  5. pscipio03

    pscipio03 Fun O' Meter on FULL

    Mar 11, 2013
    What’s funny is that it was originally developed as a Beta blocker or ACE inhibitor. Don’t remember which, but was supposed to treat high blood pressure.
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