Amazing Facts

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Feb 19, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (O.M.G.!!!)
    Is that why they are always squealing?

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)
    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    (“Honey, I'm home. What the...?”) or-(Honey, I'm home. Off with your head)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm.......)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that, too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
     
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    So THIS is why women call men PIG's . . . . . ?

    I suddenly want to become a cop . . . . . . .
     

  3. Dwe

    Dwe I'm a terminal 1911 Addict!

    Sep 4, 2011
    Now we know why pigs replicate so well. ;)
     
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  4. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    I guess I have produced enough for a hydrogen bomb --a big one too
     
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  5. UBOATDOC

    UBOATDOC THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU......LATER Supporting Addict

    Apr 5, 2015
    I hope you are a submariner yourself....as submariners do not let non submariners talk about them like that or give away Secret information.
     
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  6. UBOATDOC

    UBOATDOC THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU......LATER Supporting Addict

    Apr 5, 2015
    I am a fully qualified Submariner....I can safely say that we are "tested" by the crew of each boat....in other words the crew works hard to find a "weakness" in character and will stop at nothing to expose and re-expose this weakness/flaw/issue. A couple of times as the Doc, I had to intervene to preserve the "FNG" "non qual puke" sanity. The unit cohesiveness is very sacred on a submarine and outsiders are immediately suspect. I am sure the degree of this "testing and evaluation" is different now with the assignment of women aboard some boats. In any case, I am hardly offended as my skin is pretty thick in having made 8 patrols. And certainly, if one can not generate a least a 3 octave fart during a touching movie scene in the crew lounge....well.....then you are not worthy....LMAO
     
  7. AZPhil

    AZPhil Well-Known Member

    140
    Mar 9, 2012
    That was awesome Doc!!
    Thank you for your service.

    Semper Fi
    Phil
     
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