Another Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Dec 5, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

    Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Jack took the money.
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  2. Integrity Arms

    Integrity Arms 1911 Pistol Smith

    Mar 20, 2017
    lmao now this is a good one I like it , lol At the same time it is very sad, because the older I get the more I realize that they don't have to be blonde to be this stupid. They don't even have to be female, and sometimes age, education, and even background has nothing to do with it.. :p
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