Another Medical Break-Through.....!

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing
    new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour
    pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they
    were very much in favour of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even
    10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
    as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
    ahead and kick it up a notch.

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
    still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and
    was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for
    50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the
    husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband
    continued to experience no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.
  2. SparkyAZ

    SparkyAZ It is a dry heat, right... Supporting Addict

    Sep 11, 2012
    Ohmygodthatisjustfuckinghilarious... :roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro:

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