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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A man meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

    ”How did you get the peg-leg?” the man asks.

    “We were in a storm at sea,” replies the pirate. “I was swept overboard into a school of sharks, and a shark bit off my leg.”

    “Wow!” says the man. “What about your hook?”

    “We were boarding an enemy ship,” the pirate explains, “and we were battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut off my hand.”

    “Incredible!” says the man. “What happened to your eye?”

    “A seagull pooped in it,” replies the pirate.

    “You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?” the man asks.

    The pirate shrugs. “Yeah, it was my first day with the hook.”
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  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

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