Barbie doll

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
    The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?
    We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″.

    The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
     
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  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Another great chuckle! Thanks limbkiller. Even the pint sized plastic babes can take ya for all ya got! Lol


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