Being Assertive

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Nov 13, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House".
    He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I’m running this show, and my word will be law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you’ll serve me a scrumptious dessert.
    After dinner you’re going upstairs with me, and we’ll have any kind of sex that I choose!
    Afterwards, you’re going to run me a relaxing bath. You’ll wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands.
    Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”
    The wife replied "The undertaker would be my first guess!”
  2. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Yes, one must be very careful making demands on their spouse, it nearly always leads to unitended consequences and, women seem to never forget those demands.
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