Best Pubs Are Irish

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  1. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    The Best Pubs Are Irish


    "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back
    home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord
    goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy
    the fifth drink.

    "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion,
    the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.

    "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Patty Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me
    favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy
    you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when
    you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get
    laid, all on the house!

    The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this
    actually happen to you?

    "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to
    me sister and wife quite a few times."
     
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