Beware of dog

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger" Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

    "Is that the dog folks are supposed to bewaare of?" he asked the owner.

    "Yep, that`s him," came the reply.

    The stranger couldn`t help but be amused. "that certainly doesn`t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post thath sign?"

    "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
  2. dgi

    dgi NRA Life Member

    Sep 10, 2011
    Sounds like the liquor store near my house... beautiful dogs the owner has (dont know breeds, etc) but all they do is lay around everywhere lol

  3. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016
    That dog sounds like me.
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