Big in Texas

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority
    sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted
    to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex
    with a real cowboy.

    Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.

    "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when
    they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste
    is unbelievable!"

    "And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk a bout athletes! Those guys wrestle full
    grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses and
    grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just
    incredible!"

    They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

    "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the
    back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
     
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

  3. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Oh gross. I swam in your old rubber a few years ago. Now I know why I'm on medication.
     
  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

    I've had lots of swimmers heading upstream . . . .

    Did I actually type that? Good grief . . . .
     
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  5. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015

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