Blondes

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 27, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so
    she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a
    local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
    wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in
    a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow
    at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde".
    She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him
    to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park
    to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree,
    just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following
    note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde
    would do this to another blonde!"
     

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