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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    I have an anonymous letter that claims, without substantiation, that Diane Feinstein was a popular lay in high school.

    Should I pass it along to the FBI or Ripley’s Believe It Or Not?
     
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  2. BillKilgore

    BillKilgore Well-Known Member

    455
    Jan 23, 2015
    Sorry, I can't buy that one. With her personality, I cannot believe any guy would get that close to her - even with two paper bags.
     

  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Thinking too small.

    Mental image: Barry with a strap on . . . . or Michelle all natural . . . .

    Rosie? Hillary? Ellen?

    Very popular . . . .
     
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  4. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    ripleys--and they will confirm the amount of alcohol needed by her victim to make THAT happen.

    also heard a rumor that no amount of alcohol would make any classmate do aunt esther(waters)..ever
     
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  5. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
  6. bamashooter

    bamashooter Well-Known Member

    Dec 11, 2013
    According to the dems, Kav would have been drunk enough to pound it. :eek:
     
  7. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    I can honestly say that I have never been drunk enough to do that. And I’ve been known to indulge a time or two.
     
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  8. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    . . . . maybe three? But who's counting . . . .
     
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  9. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Don’t ask me to count! No alphabetical stuff either! :mad:

    ;)
     
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  10. FWoo45

    FWoo45 Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2017
    If I was drunk enough my **** wouldn't work!
     
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  11. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Try a shoelace. Wrap it around and pull it tight. Helps immensely.
     
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  12. KS95B40

    KS95B40 Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Aug 16, 2017
  13. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Leave it to @Ethanol Red , our virtual "Tim The Tool Man" of this forum, to bring us the right helpful hints for every occasion . . . .

    Arrr, arrgh . . . .
     
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  14. FrankG

    FrankG Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    475
    Jun 24, 2018
    Remember, when you think you've had a bad day....there's a Mr. Feinstein out there:(
     
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  15. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    I can only picture Barry Sanders and Chuck Schmoozer fighting over her. Birds of a feather ya know?
     
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  16. FrankG

    FrankG Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Jun 24, 2018
    EXACTLY!!!!!
     

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