Broken lawn mower

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,

    my wife kept hinting to me that I should

    get it fixed.

    But, somehow I always had something

    else to take care

    of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -

    always something more

    important to me. Finally she thought of a

    clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home

    one day, I found her seated in

    the tall grass, busily

    snipping away with a tiny

    pair of sewing scissors.

    I watched silently for a

    short time and then went

    into the house. I was gone

    only a minute, and when

    I came out again I handed her

    a toothbrush. I said, '

    When you finish cutting the grass,

    you might as well

    sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again,

    but I will always

    have a limp.

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