Brooms......

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Feb 26, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
    they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the
    groom broom.
    The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
    The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
    lovely.
    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
    leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a
    little whisk broom!'

    'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

    Are you ready for this? Brace yourself! this is going to hurt !! !! !
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    'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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    Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's
    too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ....little cute.............
    And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sounds to me like she's ....... !
    ......been ....sweeping around!!!
     

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