California colonoscopy

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by jaydoc, Dec 14, 2018.

  1. jaydoc

    jaydoc i'm riding a turtle!

    Aug 10, 2012
    Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco.
    Allegedly, the nurses are very beautiful and they are much more gentle.
    As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. She told me,

    "Now don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection."

    "I don't have an erection," I replied.

    "I do." replied the nurse.

    Never get a colonoscopy in San Francisco.
     
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  2. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016

  3. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
    LMAO .....

    TRUE STORY...
    First time I got a prostate exam during a yearly physical...
    Doctor does his exam thing .... then he " flicks " off his rubber glove and " shoots a basket " with it onto the trash can... the hole time I'm thinking .. what the heck..??
    then he walks over to me .. puts his hand on my shoulder and says... " Welcome to San Francisco "....

    Never Went Back To Him......

    LOL
     
  4. Mike A

    Mike A Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 19, 2017
    Did you see that the first Trans Gender Miss Universe will compete in Japan this year? I do not think that this Ol Boy will be watching anymore ;):confused::eek: !!!
    Over & Out the door.
     
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  5. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    I tend to gravitate towards female doctors these days for all of the above . . .
     
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  6. rjinaz85308

    rjinaz85308 North Central AZ Grasslands Supporting Addict

    Jul 27, 2012
    I’m with Zoid. I have had a female doctor for several years


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  7. Mike A

    Mike A Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 19, 2017
    Butt how can you be sure? :eek: With a male Dr. they have to add not subtract parts LOL.
     
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  8. AZPhil

    AZPhil Well-Known Member

    124
    Mar 9, 2012
    My first was a female doctor,so I figured I got to keep my Man Card! The next two were a Male Doc. So I sat in the fetal position for a day until I got over it! :bawl: I would say I was laughing my ass off,But I don't want to talk about it!:laugh:

    Semper Fi
    Phil
     
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  9. pcso13

    pcso13 Happiness is a range in your backyard

    655
    Nov 25, 2018
    Reminds me of the movie "Cannonball Run"..............

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  10. pcso13

    pcso13 Happiness is a range in your backyard

    655
    Nov 25, 2018
    Got it this time.
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  11. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015
    just poop into a Cologuard box,ship it and forget it(ONLY13% FALSE negatives--sheesh!!!)

    as an aside, I pity the UPS driver who services cologuard and the person who deals with those boxes..what hourly pay would make those jobs worth it? $500/hr?
     
  12. AZPhil

    AZPhil Well-Known Member

    124
    Mar 9, 2012
    Talk about a shitty job!!!!LMAO!!!!

    Semper Fi
    Phil
     
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  13. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Self diagnosis . . . . . .


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