Cannibals

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Two cannibals, a father and son, were told to go out
    and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited
    by a path.

    Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Dad,
    there's one."
    "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one....Your Mother will complain! We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son
    said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
    "No," the father said. "Your Mother wants us on a low fat diet. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The
    son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
    "Why not?" asked the son.
    "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your Mother."
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    A man's gotta have priorities . . . .

    Cannibal version of "Now & Later" . . . .
     
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