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Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jul 17, 2017 at 5:31 AM.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. You know he is into cars, but I don't know car parts.

    He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Her Dad replied, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,

    I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
     
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