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Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. You know he is into cars, but I don't know car parts.

    He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Her Dad replied, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,

    I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
     
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