Checking Account...

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  1. bigbob76

    bigbob76 Not so big Bob these days Supporting Addict

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    Jul 3, 2012
    Jim's beautiful, blonde wife was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing the checking account.

    "The bank returned the check you wrote to the department store," he said.

    "Good," she replied. "Now I can use it to buy something else."
     
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    "I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left . . . . "
     

  3. oatbill

    oatbill Well-Known Member

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    Jan 25, 2016
    "Don't know why I can't get a loan, all my credit card statements say 'outstanding'
     
  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    . . . and " balanced" too . . . .


    "Outstanding Balance" - how elegant . . . .
     

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