Children on relationships

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
    Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
    like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    --Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're
    going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you
    get to find out later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten,
    age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    FOREVER by then. --Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool
    to get married. --Freddie, age 6

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
    to be yelling at the same kids. --Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
    to get to know each other. Even boys have something
    to say if you listen long enough. --Lynnette, age 8

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and
    that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
    second date. --Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
    all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
    in all the dead columns. --Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    When they're rich. --Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
    want to mess with that. --Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
    should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
    right thing to do. --Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
    thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't
    want to be all grossed out. --Theodore, age 8

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
    Boys need someone to clean up after them. --Anita, age
    9

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
    MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
    there? --Kelvin, age 8

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
    like a truck. --Ricky, age 10
     
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