Classifieds

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Mar 20, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES...
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
    Better be a reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
    Call Stephanie.

    AND THE BEST ONE :

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
    Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer
    No longer needed, got married last month.
    Wife knows everything
     
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    A hilarious collection! Thanks for the laughs LK.


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  3. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

    828
    Apr 12, 2018
    LMAO!
    I think I remember posting the Encyclopedia Brittanica set....
    .....Just kidding.....
     
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