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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old, well, you'll love this.

    My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago, could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought, this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes, Yes I did. I'M A MUSTANG!" he gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, " In 1978, why do you ask?"

    "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely, then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray-haired, decrepit SOB asked me, "What did you teach?"
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014

  3. Mike0251

    Mike0251 Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 25, 2016
    Homely on the left (of course lol), and home bred on the right!
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