Cletus and Billie Bob

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day in Iowa when,
    through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual
    striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
    first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
    hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets
    his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid
    shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to
    reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears
    the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of
    hay.

    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What in the world're
    ya doin', Billy Bob?"

    "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers outta me," says an
    obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

    "But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom
    d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do somethin' sexy to a
    tractor."
     
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  2. TexasPatriot59

    TexasPatriot59 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 14, 2018

  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Heck yeah! That’s gonna tractor fur sure! Lmao


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  4. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Isn’t it possible to contract an STD from a tractor seat?
     

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