NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WIFE An outdoors country wife came home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed and bales of hay, handling livestock birthings and more, she dragged him down the stairs by his heels out the back door and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and secured it tightly. She then removed the handle and put it in her pocket. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw and the banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty old saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ...... "Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"