Cowboy Condom Purchase

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bugs, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Bugs

    Bugs Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2011
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    Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.

    CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR?

    Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!
     
  2. thecableguy

    thecableguy I hate this addiction Supporting Addict

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  3. butcher 50

    butcher 50 Member

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  4. Nick

    Nick Member

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    Aug 22, 2011
    The dude abides....
     
  5. Sir Guy

    Sir Guy Sharpening Ockham's Razor Supporting Addict

    Aug 20, 2011
    Love that movie. :thumb:

    Or, the Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing...

    Andy
     
  6. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A girl from N.Y. city is going to Texas and tells her girlfriends she wants to do three things: Line dance, ride a mechanical bull, and make love to a cowboy. Upon her return from Texas the girlfreinds asked her if she had filled her three wishes. She told them the 1st 2 she had but seeing how large the condoms were they carried in there back pockets she didn't try #3.
     
  7. Nick

    Nick Member

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    :animlol:
     
  8. sjd78

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    A Muslim, Socialist and Liberal walk into a bar. The bar tender asks "What can I get you Mr. President?"
     
  9. Wheezy

    Wheezy Bullet Banger Supporting Addict

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    Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
     
  10. CanIhaveGasCash

    CanIhaveGasCash Member

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face?
     

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