Cowboy in a gay bar

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.

    What the heck,' he says to himself, 'I really want a drink.'

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, 'What's the name
    of your manhood?'

    The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.'

    The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
    the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
    'Just Do It.'

    That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
    Really Satisfies.'

    The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
    him a second to think it over.

    So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
    'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?'

    The man looks back and says with a smile, 'TIMEX..'

    The thirsty cowboy asks, 'Why Timex?'

    The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
    happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, 'So, what do you guys
    call yours?'

    The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD, because 'Quality
    is Job One'.' Th en he adds, 'Have you driven a Ford lately?' The guy
    next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'... And
    gives a wink!

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
    up with a name for his manhood.

    Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,'The name of my willy is
    SECRET. Now give me a beer.'

    The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
    asks, 'Why Secret?'

    The cowboy says, 'Because its' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
  2. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    Ah truth in advertising. :roflmaro:
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