Nose to the grindstone
Have had a machete laying loose under some straps behind the seat of my pick-up for quite a while. Forgot it was there today when I was moving some stuff around and cut the fire out of my trigger finger. The wife helped me bandage it up. I have no left hand holsters and rarely train for off hand shooting. Sitting here with my big ole bandaged trigger finger and my sidearm in a owb holster on that side. About to try some support hand cross drawing from a strong sided holster (unloaded of course). I should be better prepared than this before it happens, not worrying about it after.