Deevorce - Kantucky style . . . . .

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by ZoidMeister, Nov 16, 2018.

  1. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Kentucky, but the custody of their
    three children posed a problem.

    The mother said that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain
    custody of them.

    The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked him for his side of the story.

    After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"

    DON'T LAUGH . . . HE WON !
  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

  3. Wheels No More

    Wheels No More Long gone

    May 12, 2015
    Oh divorce jokes huh lol got one to add...

    Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's focking goofy!"
    Last edited: Nov 16, 2018
  4. Stogies

    Stogies One more please!

    Aug 22, 2015
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  5. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    Define won...
    3 Kids?....
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