A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Kentucky, but the custody of their three children posed a problem. The mother said that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked him for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?" DON'T LAUGH . . . HE WON !