Doc visit..........

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Apr 17, 2019.

  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Triple Dose
    A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra.
    Doctor: I can’t give you a triple dose.
    Man: Why not?
    Doctor: Because it's not safe.
    Man: But I need it really badly.
    Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly?
    Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday
    and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.
    The doctor finally relented.
    Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I
    Can check you to see if there are any side effects.
    On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctors office...his right Arm in a sling.


    Good God! What happened to you?
    Man: No one showed up.
  2. texasnurse

    texasnurse Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2016
    Better punchline:

    Wife showed up early!

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