Dogs...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, May 13, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever:

    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
    ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie:

    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund:

    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler:

    Make me.

    5. Boxer:

    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Black Lab:

    Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
    Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd:

    I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check
    to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol
    to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier:

    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog:

    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    10. Cocker Spaniel:

    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua:

    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    12. Pointer:

    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
    13. Greyhound:

    It isn't moving. Who cares?

    14. Australian Shepherd:

    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ..,

    15. Poodle:

    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
    time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


    A Cat would say:
    How long will it be before I can expect some light,
    some dinner, and a massage?"


    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    A variety of Labradors . . . .



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