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Donald Duck

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jul 17, 2017 at 5:30 AM.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

    The first thing Daisy asked was, “Do you have a condom?”

    Donald frowned and said, “No..”

    Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.

    “Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” she suggested.

    So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

    “Yes, we do,” the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

    The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put them on your bill?”

    “Thit No!” Donald quacked, “I’ll thuffocate!”
     
  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider the Signature Line before replying . . . Supporting Addict

    Dec 4, 2014
    Mickey Mouse went into the Orange County courthouse to seek a divorce from Minnie.

    The judge asked Mickey, "On what grounds are you seeking this divorce Mr. Mouse?"

    Mickey replied, "Oh, she's phucking goofy . . . . . ."
     

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