Don't lie to Mom

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the
    meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing
    how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
    Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
    had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the
    two react, Mrs. Hester
    started to wonder if there was more between Brian
    and Stephanie than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I
    know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
    Stephanie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
    "Ever since your mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
    beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she
    took it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
    e-mail just to be sure." So he
    sat down and wrote:
    "Dear Mother,
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
    from the house;
    I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
    ladle. But the fact remains
    that one has been missing ever since you were here
    for dinner.

    Love, Brian"

    Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
    mother that read:
    "Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
    I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with
    But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
    own bed, she
    would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom"
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  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017

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