Dress that kid

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Feb 6, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her Kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

    Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

    She almost cried when the little boy said,"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

    She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
    together they worked to get the boots back on,
    this time on the right feet.

    He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

    She bit her tongue rather than get right in his
    face and scream "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again, she struggled to help
    him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

    No sooner they got the boots off and he said,
    "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
    But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where
    are your mittens?"

    He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

    Her trial starts next month.
    nmbuzz, WHEELS, Lou1 and 12 others like this.
  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

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