Dumb? Blonde?

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jan 16, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Two bored casino workers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and said she was going to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled Mama needs new clothes!"

    Then she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!"

    She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

    Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching."

    Moral of the story:

    - - - - - - - -Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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  2. Trashy

    Trashy Well-Known Member

    Mar 24, 2018
    Yep...……….. LOL
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  3. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016

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