Ed and the gorilla

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A small Kentucky Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood," and difficult to handle.

    Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, no male gorillas of the species available.

    While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.

    Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but he possessed ample
    ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.

    Ed was approached with a proposition.

    Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?

    Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

    "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her.

    Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

    The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

    "Well," said Ed, "you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
     
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  2. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2017
    Thump, you know what I just fell off laughing.
     
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  3. Greg M.

    Greg M. Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Mar 6, 2020
    That's a good one!
     
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  4. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Ed, was that YOU . . . . . . ?

    It did happen in Kentucky after all . . . .
     
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  5. Journeyman1234

    Journeyman1234 Well-Known Member

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    Feb 28, 2017
  6. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

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    Jul 13, 2019
    They say it is all about the punch line............................................
     
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    FrankG Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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  8. switchback

    switchback Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2014
    Hilarious. Curious if you might know this Ed? Naw, couldn't be. Thanks for the laugh this morning
     
  9. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    I ain't telling.
     
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  10. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    As it should be with a true southern gentleman . . . .
     
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  11. Joni Lynn

    Joni Lynn Professional Pest, NRA Patron member

    Dec 21, 2014
    I was thinking of a guy I went to college with. He would probably have paid for that one.
     

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