An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about lovemaking?" he asked, rather hopefully. "Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded. The old guy paused, then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"