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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
    house, and after
    eating, the wives left the table and went into
    the kitchen.

    The two gentlemen were talking, and one said,
    "Last night we went out to
    a new restaurant and it was really great. I would
    recommend it very

    The other man said, "What is the name of the

    The first man thought and thought and finally
    said, "What is the name of
    that flower you give to someone you love? You
    know... The one that's
    red and has thorns."

    "Do you mean a rose?"

    "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then
    turned towards the
    kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of
    that restaurant we went to
    last night?"
  2. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    One o my favorites.
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  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    My wife and I got a good chuckle out of that one. She’s always on me because she sends me down stairs to fetch something from the cellar and I get there and start staring at all the stuff and can’t freakin remember what I came for. Thank goodness I always have my cellphone. She about dies laughing when I call her from the basement.

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  4. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    A once great actor could no longer remember lines but an old director friend wanted to give him one more chance. “James, this part has only one line: You walk on stage carrying a rose, hold it to your nose with your finger and thumb, sniff it deeply, and say ‘Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.’ ” James was thrilled. He practiced his line over and over again until finally, it was opening night. The curtain rose, James walked on stage and with great passion delivered his line perfectly and with great inflection: “Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.” The theatre erupted with laughter. The director was steaming mad! “You bloody fool!” he cried. James was bewildered. “What happened? Did I mess up my line?” “No!” screamed the director. “You forgot the rose!”

    keepin the rose thing goin
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