Ever notice how long it takes to pee when you get OLD?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Mulberrian, Feb 15, 2019.

  1. The Mulberrian

    The Mulberrian Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2019
    You can read a paper, text people, hollar instructions to other people, sign two important documents, hollar @ the neighbor's, suck down a Subway Sandwich, decide you want to change the wallpaper in the bathroom, notice your toothbrush is in the floor, & realize you missed your kids graduation!
    Sux getting old!
     
  2. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    LOL!
    Sorry, I thought it said get COLD...
     
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  3. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    Wow! This statement leaves a lot to be explained in therapy:o.o: you are in therapy! Right????;)

    Welcome to a great forum
     
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  4. The Mulberrian

    The Mulberrian Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2019
    I Googled "Attics" & this forum popped up ???;)
     
  5. The Mulberrian

    The Mulberrian Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2019
    Sorry, "Addicts" (I was peeing).
     
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  6. CENTURIATOR

    CENTURIATOR Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2018
    My Dad always said, "Getting old is not for wimps." I am increasingly realizing how correct he was!!
     
  7. Wildcat Creeker

    Wildcat Creeker Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    And I thought this thread was going to be about Flomax, which I have to take every night.
     
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  8. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    Still, it beats the alternative...
     
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  9. deadguy

    deadguy Eddie Van Halen Supporting Addict

    Sep 7, 2011
    As I get older, I realize how much more difficult it is to hold in flatulence when trying to push the pee out.
     
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  10. CENTURIATOR

    CENTURIATOR Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2018
    Funny story...before I got my hearing aids (at the young age of only 45) I was worried about my "stream" because it had gotten so quiet. I thought there was a problem. Then got the hearing aids and "splish splash" back to normal volume. :)
     
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  11. CENTURIATOR

    CENTURIATOR Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2018
    Oh, I let er rip. It's a bonus. :)
     
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  12. CENTURIATOR

    CENTURIATOR Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2018
    And that's what he would say immediately thereafter. :)
     
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  13. BR549er

    BR549er Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2018
    Always carry a pencil in your pocket when you go out on the town. If you're next to a young buck at the urinals and don't want to be shown up, you can stir the water around while urinating so it sounds like you actually still can.
     
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  14. Mike0251

    Mike0251 Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Mar 25, 2016
    I peed in the hamper this morning and threw my socks in the toilet. We're off to a good start today. I'm just happy I peed.;)
     
  15. Jim PHL

    Jim PHL Well-Known Member

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    Jan 26, 2013
    No problem here. Good, solid stream every morning at 5am like clockwork. (MY problem is I don’t wake up til 5:30!)
     
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  16. CENTURIATOR

    CENTURIATOR Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2018
    Most of us of us are old enough to remember the "communal troughs" that were nearly everywhere. If they tried to put those in anywhere today there would probably be a lawsuit. :/
     
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  17. BR549er

    BR549er Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2018
    A buddy of mine passed out in one at Arrowhead Stadium (KC Chiefs) in the early 90's.
     
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  18. CENTURIATOR

    CENTURIATOR Well-Known Member

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    Dec 20, 2018
    Epic.

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  19. hamholfarm

    hamholfarm 1911Addicted-> Avoiding Intervention

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    May 10, 2014
    And... Seemingly overnight, the earth's gravity multiplies by 100 times, and you need a nip n' tuck on the sack.
     
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  20. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    I've always found stream time to be directly proportional to either the quantity of intake or length of sleep.
     
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