Firewood

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Oct 29, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

    'Yes. What can I do for you?'

    'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
    Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
    them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

    'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

    The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
    Search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
    They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

    'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

    'Yeah!'

    'Did they chop your firewood?'

    'Yep!'

    'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
     
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  2. Bender

    Bender Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Aug 15, 2011
    Nice.......love that one Ed
     
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  3. robs9

    robs9 Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2015
    That's a good one

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  4. switchback

    switchback Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2014
    What a scam and funny, thanks buddy
     
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