Fishing Rod

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 16, 2018 at 4:34 AM.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair.

    Aug 18, 2011
    A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
    which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.

    There is a Wal-Mart cashier standing there with dark shades on. She
    says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and
    reel?"
    He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I
    can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that
    it makes.
    She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.
    He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb.
    test line... It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00."
    She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
    of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so
    I'll take it."
    He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get
    her purse and farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that
    there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't
    know that she was the only person around.
    He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
    She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
    He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is
    $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50..... And thank you for shopping at
    Wal-Mart.
     
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    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

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  3. Rpowell911

    Rpowell911 Active Member

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    Feb 24, 2017
    Just another day at Wally World...
     

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