Fishing vs. Sex

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jan 20, 2018.

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    FISHING VS SEX.. A REAL PRIMER....19 REASONS TO READ ON..

    #19 - No matter how much whisky you've had, you can still Fish.

    #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

    #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

    #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

    #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbor-hood to buy Fishing stuff.

    #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

    #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, it does not cost extra,like when you have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

    #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?
     
  2. Fatbob Frank

    Fatbob Frank Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Feb 5, 2014
    #20- Either way you come home smelling the same...
     
    gps man, nmbuzz and limbkiller like this.

  3. C_Hallbert

    C_Hallbert Well-Known Member

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    Oct 11, 2017
    All these statements are true as of now!; but, in the current state of our capricious, confused and misguided society, these things may not remain so for long.


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