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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Earlsbud, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. Earlsbud

    Earlsbud Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

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    Aug 28, 2011
    An elementary
    teacher starts a new job at a school in San
    Diego, and trying to make a good impression on her
    first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class
    to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises
    their hand except one little girl


    The teacher looks at the girl with
    surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

    Because I'm not a Chargers
    fan," she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asked:
    "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

    "I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of
    it," Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears.
    "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"

    "Because my Mom and dad are from Denver and my Mom is a
    Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

    "Well," said the teacher, in an
    obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You
    don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict
    and a car thief, what would you be then?"

    Mary said without hesitation,
    "Then I'd be a Raiders fan."
     
  2. GeorgiaRedfish

    GeorgiaRedfish Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2011

  3. claire

    claire Anger Management Graduate

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    Sep 22, 2011
    Everyone in Denver knows that to be a fact.

    claire
     
  4. Blayglock

    Blayglock Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    It's funny because it's true!!
     
  5. thecableguy

    thecableguy I hate this addiction Supporting Addict

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    Aug 16, 2011
  6. Earlsbud

    Earlsbud Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

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    Aug 28, 2011
    :lol:

    ...sooooooo very true..................
     
  7. Sir Guy

    Sir Guy Sharpening Ockham's Razor Supporting Addict

    Aug 20, 2011
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