Foreign Legion Captain

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A very respected Captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied to the barracks?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do ... uh ... we have the camel ready for them.”

    The Captain said, "Well, I suppose if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me”. After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply couldn't control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his Sergeant: "BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT!”

    The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and lead the camel into the Captain's quarters. Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride.

    "So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?" he asked.
    The Sergeant replied, "Well, sir, usually they just use it to ride into town."
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  2. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
    Poor Fatima wasn't expecting THAT sort of ride. :eek:
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  3. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2019
    "Sergeant, bring my camel, and a step ladder"!!!!!
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  4. Ned Christiansen

    Ned Christiansen Well-Known Member

    Mar 27, 2013
    Was that camel a single hump or double hump?
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  5. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
    With a Captain, that would have to be a double hump. :D
  6. xerts1191

    xerts1191 Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2017
    Gives a whole new meaning to (I’d walk a mile for a camel)
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