Forgive your enemies..

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Sunday's sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies". Toward the end of the
    service the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your
    enemies?" Eighty percent of the congregation held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except
    one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive
    your enemies?"

    "I don't have any." She replied smiling sweetly.

    "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

    "Ninety-eight." she answered.

    "Oh, Mrs. Jones, please come down to the front and tell us how a person
    can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world!"

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

    "I outlived the bitches."
     
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  2. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    That's my goal . When people wrong me or piss me off I vow to live better and longer . Getting even just gets you in court .
     

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