French Toast

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    An American is having breakfast one morning in a Cafe on the Champs Elyssee in Paris (coffee, croissants, bread,
    butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
    The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

    Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

    American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

    Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
    what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
    them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on
    his face.

    The American listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

    American: "Of Course."

    Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

    "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
    peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
    jam and sell the jam to the states."

    After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in

    Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

    American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

    Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

    American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
    melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    That’s great!

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