Fresh Bait??

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Oct 31, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was driving along near a campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearingGo Trump shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
    Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes....that this is not true.
    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy? "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom. "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about bear hunting.
    By the way, .....is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?
     
  2. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015

  3. Bro. Pappaw

    Bro. Pappaw Well-Known Member

    Mar 18, 2016
  4. livinthelife

    livinthelife Well-Known Member

    Jul 30, 2015
    I'm from California and I endorse this message.
     
  5. Colorado Sonny

    Colorado Sonny Deo Volente Supporting Addict

    Sep 25, 2015
    The loggers could have just gone down to Anchorage and found suitable bait! o_O:eek::grin:
     
  6. july19

    july19 Womb? Weary? He rests. He has travelled. Supporting Addict

    Sep 16, 2013
    Always a little truth in the best jokes - good one.
     

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