Pulling my hair.
A young couple got married and were spending their honeymoon at a bed and breakfast/farm out in the country. After the first night, the farmer knocked politely on the door or their room and in inquired if they would be having breakfast. After a moment and several giggles, they answered "No, we're living off the fruits of love". The scene was repeated for several days until the farmer in frustration replied, "Would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window because they're choking the ducks?