Fruits of Love

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 2, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A young couple got married and were spending their honeymoon at a bed and breakfast/farm out in the country. After the first night, the farmer knocked politely on the door or their room and in inquired if they would be having breakfast. After a moment and several giggles, they answered "No, we're living off the fruits of love". The scene was repeated for several days until the farmer in frustration replied, "Would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window because they're choking the ducks?
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Sounds like his days off choking the chicken are over. . . .
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2018

  3. TheCollector

    TheCollector Well-Known Member

    Aug 25, 2018
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